Archive for July, 2012

The H and the D…Hypocricy vs Diplomacy or Simply a Hypocrites Diplomacy!?

Posted in Because i said so.. with tags , , , , , , , on July 21, 2012 by soul93

What complication is this, you ask? Well simply putting in supposedly simple words, it is a daze. A rugged truth. They say that these two are different things. And i agree. For i know of my nature. It is a diplomats. I do many things the diplomatic  way.

But merely because of that can i be considered a hypocrite? No! Your Honor, NO!  If one simply checks the dictionary meaning of both one will find them to be at a very different level.

While a diplomat is only a clever person of the finest quality, a hypocrite is a clever person of  um a heinous kind. Am i not being true?

While *in fictional terms* a diplomat is known to bedazzle and boggles the minds of everyone with its wondrous and eloquent speech, a hypocrite only perturbs the minds of simpletons. *They all get hurt in the end..the crazy simpletons*

But am i being fair? Am i being discriminatory? I only have my fingers crossed.

Take for instance the phrase..*All is fair in love and war*. In a hypocrites point of view:

  • there never was any love, or
  • there never commenced any war, or
  • it never was fair.

While a diplomat will think of it as:

  • if it was love, it was definitely fair, or
  • if it was a war, why was it fair, or
  • war and love are parallel points of an anti parallel road.

But does the fact prove that i am not a hypocrite? It simply could be a hypocrites diplomacy. Why can a hypocrite not be diplomatic! Pooh that is ridiculous. Any one can be anything.

In that point what would a hypocritic diplomat say that “If there is love, there wouldn’t be any war and everything would be fair, but the thing is it never was love but a delusion, and for that matter it never was, is or may be fair”

Shambles, shenanigan’s, failure, trust! Humbug. Humbug.

It exists. It exists not.

And only a drunk man will stand up right now and say..”Hypo whaaaa!!?”

So it is confusing. A hypocrite will say the right was is the wrong way. But a diplomat will say both ways are right..



Posted in Brick, Rage and rave with tags , , , on July 6, 2012 by soul93

The first time i got to know the importance of showing people your middle finger..was a long time ago. And since then i have been a part of this ritual. Now i have gotten this disease that wont go away. Yes the MIDDLE FINGER syndrome.

BUT unlike many other such diseases and (or) disorders that wont go away this one is not so bad. Releases feelings of utter satisfaction, sarcasm, bitchiness and pure rage.

It is more than a good feeling. It is like you conquered something. You know that feeling right. Poor old Amelia after getting dumped by the mister goody pants and after long hours of self pain finally shoved a middle finger up his a**. And since that day she is leading a much better life. She got a job offer at a nice place where she gets to show her middle finger to many people at one time. Ahh the life of luxury.

But that is just one Amelia i talk of. I have seen that man, that awesome (note that awesome is just an understatement here) man who has a tattoo of his middle finger on his forehead and he walks around. No one dares to mess with his. No he is not our local punk but he does keep local punks at bay.

I will tell you something. It is our responsibility to keep hooligans and big shot nobody’s and scumbag douches at bay. Vocals can be good enough but what really pisses ANYONE off is the action. Of thy middle finger.

After all actions do scream and words just whisper.

I mean you are just going, minding your own business and some random egg head shoves you or calls you something even his mommy should not have. And that feeling of aggression and and ecstasy you get when you show them the MF is out of this universe.

Many a times i want to just keep my middle finger up because the world’s just worth that.

I mean after all that is what silly old Helen did. I heard this phrase from her more often, ‘ SUCK ON THIS *shows her MF* and die*. And trust me she had inner peace.

So yes people, MF syndrome is just as good as it gets. After all we got that finger for a reason and now we all know why.

Well hello there. Howdy do.