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The Mosquito Slayer!

Posted in Gun Powder!! with tags , , , , , on May 14, 2013 by soul93

You must be wondering why i am so obsessed with mosquitoes, well then let it be known that the part where i live, this obsession is more of a forced one and here mosquitoes are more obsessed with the human race.

With the arrival of summers, it becomes more of an everyday business. More like a war, an ever lasting war between humans and mosquitoes. Mosquitoes leave no end in sucking our blood, torturing us and we shake all the pesticides in order to take revenge.

If the summers have taught me anything it is to fight back. Yes, fight back the mosquitoes. With my hands. I will say it out loud, without fear, oppression or vanity even…that i have turned into a mosquito slayer.

My weapon? My hands. I have killed more mosquitoes with my hands than with any mosquito repellent. And no this is not even a joke. It feels as if the silly insect comes running, or in this case, gliding towards my hands…and WHHHAPPP…they lay there inverted–dead.

I am happy. Because this gives me the confidence to believe in myself. I have the bounty of calling my self a warrior. Now just imagine how i feel.

A sole warrior in the midst of the road, sole weapon–hands…moving stealthily and sniffing, keeping a vigilant eye on the enemy, because it can attack at any time. And upon finding the enemy, striking.

Now imagine how the mosquitoes feel! They feel threatened. They feel defenseless. They feel fickle, small and fast fading. They fear the mosquito slayer, because she brings along with her the message of death and destruction.

And every day…when the evening starts to take over—-i stand there brave and strong and whisper to the surroundings….*There is no need to fear, for the mosquito slayer is here!!*'It is trueeeeee, run for your livess'

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MOS (Murder Over Sucking blood)-Quit-O! Mosquito.

Posted in Anger Management with tags , , , , on May 13, 2012 by soul93

Ever see one of these? I am sure you must have. These CREATURES are known as mosquitoes.

According to Wikipedia, “The mosquitoes are a family of small, midge-like flies: the Culicidae. Although a few species are harmless or even useful to humanity, most are a nuisance because they suck blood from vertebrates , many of them attacking humans. In feeding on blood various species of mosquitoes transmit some of the most harmful human and livestock diseases. Some authorities argue accordingly that mosquitoes are the most dangerous animals on earth.

See the most dangerous animals on earth. And while i was searching Google before i wrote this down, *yes i do some research beforehand to avoid any embarrassments afterwards* there was this link which was titled *How mosquitoes work?*

While it could be all science and all that artsy fartsy stuff i thought i can do better. See i live in Pakistan. Here mosquitoes are found in large (read LARGIGANTIC) stocks. And they bite you like they own you. They are the living cause of epidemics like malaria and dengue. And many people have died due to these.

They are everywhere. And they would bite you anywhere. Trust me they would. Without even being charged of unnecessary touching. And once they are done sucking your good blood, it leaves a swollen blotch thing which is red and itched. And then you scratch your self like a caged animal would. These things are not done yet. They would fly to your ear and sing heavens know what to make sure you can not sleep peacefully.

And believe me they are no Jon Bon Jovi or Kurt Cobain. Neither do they sing a lullaby.

So the one defense you have against them..are your hands. Actually there are a number of odd smelling mosquito repellents and other things, but your hands are the king.

I have myself waged in war against these things and killed many of them using my bare hands. And no i was not given any award and neither was i recognized for this stunt or credited. I was just bit some more. Revenge perhaps was it.

And sometimes these things are so clever and so bloody fast that they just escape from the firm grip of your hand. They fly away. And then come back to bite you. To suck blood.

They are like small crafted vampires. Instead of fangs they have a thin tube like something that digs inside of you and sucks your blood like it is a cocktail. It probably is for them.

In due time i would probably see them in my sleep. Fat, well bred, slouchy, irritating and something you would want to murder (over sucking your blood). Ladies if the description reminds you of your husbands or boyfriends then it is purely co incidental.