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Welcoming The Summer Vacations With A Frown!

Posted in Gun Powder!! with tags , , , , on May 3, 2013 by soul93

If you know me well enough, you’ll know how much i dread the summers and how horribly i loath the vacations. And there is a valid reason for that.

Summers are,  in fact quite opposite to the fancy  of  a silly romantic poet. You see unlike they dream of summers, i actually frown at the mere acknowledgement and arrival of the summer seasons. To be perfectly honest i’d dream about the cool, snowy winters.

No i am not a depressing person, but summer is a depressing season. It is the harbinger of depression. It is hot and sweaty. There are mosquitoes. They suck your blood–all that is left inside. As if life doesn’t already.

Summer brings disease and illness. It brings heartbreak. Yes it does. In Asia, it is the depiction of what winters stand for in the rest of the world.

Summers. One does but sulk in summers. It is a season of fruits yes. But all these fruits bring also with them the fruit of idleness.

Everyone begins to hate everyone else in summers. Or at least i start hating people.

Ach! I welcome you, because i know you will come one day or another, but i don’t welcome you with any open arms, rather with a frown. Sick frown.

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MOS (Murder Over Sucking blood)-Quit-O! Mosquito.

Posted in Anger Management with tags , , , , on May 13, 2012 by soul93

Ever see one of these? I am sure you must have. These CREATURES are known as mosquitoes.

According to Wikipedia, “The mosquitoes are a family of small, midge-like flies: the Culicidae. Although a few species are harmless or even useful to humanity, most are a nuisance because they suck blood from vertebrates , many of them attacking humans. In feeding on blood various species of mosquitoes transmit some of the most harmful human and livestock diseases. Some authorities argue accordingly that mosquitoes are the most dangerous animals on earth.

See the most dangerous animals on earth. And while i was searching Google before i wrote this down, *yes i do some research beforehand to avoid any embarrassments afterwards* there was this link which was titled *How mosquitoes work?*

While it could be all science and all that artsy fartsy stuff i thought i can do better. See i live in Pakistan. Here mosquitoes are found in large (read LARGIGANTIC) stocks. And they bite you like they own you. They are the living cause of epidemics like malaria and dengue. And many people have died due to these.

They are everywhere. And they would bite you anywhere. Trust me they would. Without even being charged of unnecessary touching. And once they are done sucking your good blood, it leaves a swollen blotch thing which is red and itched. And then you scratch your self like a caged animal would. These things are not done yet. They would fly to your ear and sing heavens know what to make sure you can not sleep peacefully.

And believe me they are no Jon Bon Jovi or Kurt Cobain. Neither do they sing a lullaby.

So the one defense you have against them..are your hands. Actually there are a number of odd smelling mosquito repellents and other things, but your hands are the king.

I have myself waged in war against these things and killed many of them using my bare hands. And no i was not given any award and neither was i recognized for this stunt or credited. I was just bit some more. Revenge perhaps was it.

And sometimes these things are so clever and so bloody fast that they just escape from the firm grip of your hand. They fly away. And then come back to bite you. To suck blood.

They are like small crafted vampires. Instead of fangs they have a thin tube like something that digs inside of you and sucks your blood like it is a cocktail. It probably is for them.

In due time i would probably see them in my sleep. Fat, well bred, slouchy, irritating and something you would want to murder (over sucking your blood). Ladies if the description reminds you of your husbands or boyfriends then it is purely co incidental.